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"Party-vi" (party-vi) 11/03/2018 at 19:53 • Filed to: None

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0/10 worst way to open a door .

AestheticsInMotion > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:00

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* note-taking for secret senna intensifies *

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:00

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2007 Camry, very nice

Chariotoflove > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:02

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Wow, what a dick. 

wafflesnfalafel > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:04

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that is one way to pull door dings out of your  ML63...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:05

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That’s odd, normally the prick is behind the wheel.

bhtooefr > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:05

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Clearly someone plays Cards against Humanity.

(Also, safety image? Eh, nothing’s visible in the thumbnail actually...)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:05

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Mercedes ML 63 AMG with accessory door dong.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:06

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Maybe they were fixing a dent and just left it there

EngineerWithTools > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 11/03/2018 at 20:08

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Based on the evidence, I think this is a two-fer.

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/03/2018 at 20:13

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

fhrblig > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:14

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“No, they didn't DING my door..."

WilliamsSW > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:33

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“ hands free door"

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:34

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Dong

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 20:46

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gives a whole new meaning to t-boned

(i’ m sorry)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig 11/03/2018 at 21:17

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The y donged it 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 21:18

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Do you want dildo dents on your hood? Because that’s how you get dildo dents on your hoos

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 11/03/2018 at 21:32

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DINGUS’D

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 11/03/2018 at 21:42

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I feel like the word 'dingus' should specifically refer to Irish penises.

tromoly > Party-vi 11/03/2018 at 22:39

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Meanwhile, tomorrow on Insta TubeVineSnapHub.......

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/03/2018 at 22:46

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Obligatory

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 11/03/2018 at 23:20

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fhrblig > ttyymmnn 11/03/2018 at 23:37

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I read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, and holy hell does that movie sound dumb.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Party-vi 11/04/2018 at 02:09

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Someone left it all hanging out on the highway...

RPM esq. > Party-vi 11/04/2018 at 03:25

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Somebody lost a bet.

Stef Schrader > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 11/04/2018 at 23:54

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hahahahahahahahahaha WOW